ANTIVIRUS

 Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
 Customer: Netscape.
 Tech support: That’s not an anti-virus program.
 Customer: Oh, sorry…Internet Explorer. 

  E-MAIL

 Tech support: How may I help you?
 Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail.
 Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
 Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do  
 I get the circle around it?

  PASSWORD

(1)Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
   Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. 
   Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
   Customer: Five stars.


(2)Tech support: Your password is the small letter “a” as in apple,
   a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
   Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? 

  AND LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST...

 Tech support: “Okay Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys
 at the same time. That  brings  up  a  task list in  the  middle
 of the  screen. Now  type the  letter  “P”  to  bring  up  the
 Program Manager”
 Customer: I don’t have a P.
 Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
 Customer: What do you mean?
 Tech support: “P”…..on your keyboard, Bob.
 Customer: I’M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

  SCREEN SAVER

 Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver
 on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

  GREAT VISION

 Tech Support: 'Ok, in the bottom left of the screen, can you see 
 the 'OK' button displayed?' 
 Customer: 'Wow. How can you see my screen from there?' 

  KEYBOARD

 Advisor: 'Press any key to continue.
 Customer: I think my keyboard is old, I can't find the 'Any' key
 on my kayboard.


 COMPUTER

 Advisor: Can you click on 'My Computer'?
 Customer: I don't have your computer, just mine.

 SEE...

 Customer: My family in Australia use BT Softphone,I can see them 
 but they can't see me.
 Advisor: What brand is your webcam?
 Customer: What's a webcam?

 PRINTERS
 Customer: I have problems printing in red…
 Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
 Customer: Ohh, The colour of my printer is not red.