JAVA SCRIPT !
 
 Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?
 A. I will give invitation Card.

 Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
 A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and auto rickshaws will have 3
     tires.

 Q. What is JVM ?
 A. Jilebi, Vada & Maaza

 Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology
     will follow ?
 A. Send it through courier.

 Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?
 A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.

 Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
 A. Non living things can't communicate.

 Q. What is meant by flickering ?
 A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.

 Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
 A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.
 
 Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
 A. In hotels, they can replace servers.

 Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ?
 A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.

 Q. When is update method called?
 A. Who is update method?

 Q. What is JAR file ?
 A. File that can be kept inside a jar.

 Q. What is JINI ?
 A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.

 Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?
 A. I will go and enquire in the bus depot.

 Q. What is serialization ?
 A. Arranging one after the other from left to right.

 Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
 A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

 Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
 A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow.

 Q. What is the exact difference between Unicast and Multicast object ?
 A. If in a society, if there is only one cast, then it is Unicast, else it is multicast